Fucking Worthless Now

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
12/11/2015 at 14:06 • Filed to: None

DISCUSSION (46)

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:09

That’s what I said at 100k

Twinpowermeansoneturbo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:12

Kinja'd!!!

So is mine.

Party-vi > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:14

*looks at 171,000 odo*

*hangs head*

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 14:18

*looks at 319,640 odometer which hasn’t worked in years and years*

dogisbadob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:18

Kinja'd!!!

no coolant temp gauge :(

dogisbadob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:18

My car has like 5x that mileage

RallyWrench > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 14:18

*looks at 161,000 odo*

*downshifts and accelerates*

E92M3 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:20

No warranty = No resale

Party-vi > Twinpowermeansoneturbo
12/11/2015 at 14:20

That is some poo gas mileage. Must be a fun car.

Party-vi > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/11/2015 at 14:23

Listen here Dr. Frankenstein it doesn’t count if you keep bringing the damn thing back from the dead!

Jcarr > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 14:24

#EfficientDynamics

they-will-know-my-velocity > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 14:24

Sees 219,578...

*Forces chin through sternum*

Twinpowermeansoneturbo > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 14:26

It is. I do about 20 MPG mixed city and highway. It only has a 13 gallon tank though. Thing is, it really isn't worth much though. I'm leasing and was hoping that I would have the equity to get out early at some point, but that probably won't happen. The cars are selling ridiculously low on the used market.

pjhusa > Twinpowermeansoneturbo
12/11/2015 at 14:28

TOP LEL

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:28

*Looks at 311,907 mile odometer on the Dieselrado*

I’m closing in on the Ramblin300D. However that odometer is technically broken, but I don’t care.

pjhusa > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:28

Kinja'd!!!

Bro, mine too.

Note: 12,500 now. This is just the last pic I took of it.

d15b > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:28

Funny how the first 50k miles comes so fast.

Party-vi > Twinpowermeansoneturbo
12/11/2015 at 14:29

Might be because it’s a 2-Series. The 4-Series seem to be holding their values really well, like the 6-Series does.

Arrivederci > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:30

Kinja'd!!!

High idle.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/11/2015 at 14:30

It will be a thing shortly that the Ramblin300D will have fewer indicated miles than the Dieselrado...

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 14:32

Hey, I’ve never once had to actually do “lifesaving surgery” on it to take it from a not-run to run, other than replacing a damaged oil cooler which was hit by a fiberglass Dalek head on the road (long story). It had a transmission job done on it, but that was before my time.

Cé hé sin > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 14:34

Looks at 259,000 km and thinks “long way to go”

Twinpowermeansoneturbo > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 14:34

I think that’s what it is. It’s just not a very popular car. I’ll probably pay to get out of it at some point when it won’t be devastating to do so. I have my eyes on used 650i Xdrives as the next move. It’s ridiculous to have two RWD sports cars in New England.

Party-vi > Cé hé sin
12/11/2015 at 14:35

OOOOOH YOUR KILL-O-MEETERS ARE SEEEEEEEEEEW FAAAAAHNSSSYYY

Party-vi > Twinpowermeansoneturbo
12/11/2015 at 14:37

Those cars are gorgeous.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Arrivederci
12/11/2015 at 14:39

Nah just cranked over

Cé hé sin > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 14:40

That’s the way Japanese imports come...

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Twinpowermeansoneturbo
12/11/2015 at 14:41

ridiculous or fun? If I had more than one car, both would definitely still be RWD and lightweight.

AndyG_UK > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:42

My Abarth 500 has just clicked over 42k at just over 5 years old, my DS4 is at just 24k at 4 years old, we’ve had neither since new, we really don’t do many miles cos we’re antisocial (and have about 3 miles each way to work each!)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Twinpowermeansoneturbo
12/11/2015 at 14:45

You’re getting 5 mpg less than me on average.

Arrivederci > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 15:00

Ah, that cold start. Mine winds up to nearly 2k.

Twinpowermeansoneturbo > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
12/11/2015 at 15:06

Definitely fun. But it would make sense for one of my cars to be AWD. That way, I get the best of both worlds.

Alfalfa > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/11/2015 at 15:06

A small price to pay when compared to other losses during the Dalek invasion.

duurtlang > Cé hé sin
12/11/2015 at 15:12

Aren’t all cars outside of the North American market in metric by now? Or do you still use the legacy units on the isles?

CalzoneGolem > duurtlang
12/11/2015 at 15:16

Lol @ legacy units.

Cé hé sin > duurtlang
12/11/2015 at 15:16

Nope, the UK still uses mph and miles and isn’t going to change.

Ireland changed in 2005 when speed limits were first expressed in km/h. There’s nothing to stop car makers selling vehicles with mph speedometers if they wish though.