Fucking Worthless Now

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12/11/2015 at 14:06 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:09

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That’s what I said at 100k


Kinja'd!!! Twinpowermeansoneturbo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:12

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So is mine.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:14

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*looks at 171,000 odo*

*hangs head*


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 14:18

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*looks at 319,640 odometer which hasn’t worked in years and years*


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:18

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no coolant temp gauge :(


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:18

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My car has like 5x that mileage


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 14:18

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*looks at 161,000 odo*

*downshifts and accelerates*


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:20

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No warranty = No resale


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Twinpowermeansoneturbo
12/11/2015 at 14:20

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That is some poo gas mileage. Must be a fun car.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/11/2015 at 14:23

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Listen here Dr. Frankenstein it doesn’t count if you keep bringing the damn thing back from the dead!


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 14:24

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#EfficientDynamics


Kinja'd!!! they-will-know-my-velocity > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 14:24

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Sees 219,578...

*Forces chin through sternum*


Kinja'd!!! Twinpowermeansoneturbo > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 14:26

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It is. I do about 20 MPG mixed city and highway. It only has a 13 gallon tank though. Thing is, it really isn't worth much though. I'm leasing and was hoping that I would have the equity to get out early at some point, but that probably won't happen. The cars are selling ridiculously low on the used market.


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Twinpowermeansoneturbo
12/11/2015 at 14:28

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TOP LEL


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:28

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*Looks at 311,907 mile odometer on the Dieselrado*

I’m closing in on the Ramblin300D. However that odometer is technically broken, but I don’t care.


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:28

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Bro, mine too.

Note: 12,500 now. This is just the last pic I took of it.


Kinja'd!!! d15b > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:28

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Funny how the first 50k miles comes so fast.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Twinpowermeansoneturbo
12/11/2015 at 14:29

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Might be because it’s a 2-Series. The 4-Series seem to be holding their values really well, like the 6-Series does.


Kinja'd!!! Arrivederci > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:30

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High idle.


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/11/2015 at 14:30

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It will be a thing shortly that the Ramblin300D will have fewer indicated miles than the Dieselrado...


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 14:32

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Hey, I’ve never once had to actually do “lifesaving surgery” on it to take it from a not-run to run, other than replacing a damaged oil cooler which was hit by a fiberglass Dalek head on the road (long story). It had a transmission job done on it, but that was before my time.


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 14:34

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Looks at 259,000 km and thinks “long way to go”


Kinja'd!!! Twinpowermeansoneturbo > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 14:34

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I think that’s what it is. It’s just not a very popular car. I’ll probably pay to get out of it at some point when it won’t be devastating to do so. I have my eyes on used 650i Xdrives as the next move. It’s ridiculous to have two RWD sports cars in New England.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Cé hé sin
12/11/2015 at 14:35

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OOOOOH YOUR KILL-O-MEETERS ARE SEEEEEEEEEEW FAAAAAHNSSSYYY


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Twinpowermeansoneturbo
12/11/2015 at 14:37

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Those cars are gorgeous.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Arrivederci
12/11/2015 at 14:39

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Nah just cranked over


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 14:40

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That’s the way Japanese imports come...


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Twinpowermeansoneturbo
12/11/2015 at 14:41

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ridiculous or fun? If I had more than one car, both would definitely still be RWD and lightweight.


Kinja'd!!! AndyG_UK > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 14:42

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My Abarth 500 has just clicked over 42k at just over 5 years old, my DS4 is at just 24k at 4 years old, we’ve had neither since new, we really don’t do many miles cos we’re antisocial (and have about 3 miles each way to work each!)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Twinpowermeansoneturbo
12/11/2015 at 14:45

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You’re getting 5 mpg less than me on average.


Kinja'd!!! Arrivederci > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 15:00

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Ah, that cold start. Mine winds up to nearly 2k.


Kinja'd!!! Twinpowermeansoneturbo > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
12/11/2015 at 15:06

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Definitely fun. But it would make sense for one of my cars to be AWD. That way, I get the best of both worlds.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/11/2015 at 15:06

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A small price to pay when compared to other losses during the Dalek invasion.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Cé hé sin
12/11/2015 at 15:12

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Aren’t all cars outside of the North American market in metric by now? Or do you still use the legacy units on the isles?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > duurtlang
12/11/2015 at 15:16

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Lol @ legacy units.


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > duurtlang
12/11/2015 at 15:16

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Nope, the UK still uses mph and miles and isn’t going to change.

Ireland changed in 2005 when speed limits were first expressed in km/h. There’s nothing to stop car makers selling vehicles with mph speedometers if they wish though.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 15:49

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Looks at 193, 126 miles

*BMW gong*

CHECK COOLANT LEVEL

*screams internally*


Kinja'd!!! FazeRacer > Twinpowermeansoneturbo
12/11/2015 at 15:50

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I hope you are right, I’d like to buy one. I know they aren’t spectacular, but I just like them.


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 15:56

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I got it...


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
12/11/2015 at 15:57

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Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit my low coolant light is part of my dash now. I have accepted it into my life.


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 16:07

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Fun Fact: the 1st owner of my car put 1k miles in the first week of ownership

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Kinja'd!!! Twinpowermeansoneturbo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/11/2015 at 16:16

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Interesting. Chalk it up to poor driving habits most likely.


Kinja'd!!! Twinpowermeansoneturbo > FazeRacer
12/11/2015 at 16:16

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Buy mine!


Kinja'd!!! FazeRacer > Twinpowermeansoneturbo
12/11/2015 at 16:21

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Not right now. And I’d like to get an xdrive (Canadian, yo!)


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Party-vi
12/11/2015 at 17:14

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Ahi draive ahn Ahutomatik Chorvette, and It’s SEEEEWWWW FAAAUUUUNSSEY


Kinja'd!!! MM54 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/13/2015 at 14:09

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I watched mine roll to 180,000 on Friday, but it was nearly worthless before that, too.